Nobody cares about your NCAA bracket.

Nobody cares that you run Half-marathons.

Nobody cares that you are on Spring Break

Nobody cares that you drink Kombucha

Nobody cares what you gave up for lent

Nobody cares that you're training for a triathalon

Nobody cares about your breastfeeding.

Nobody cares that you're on vacation.

Nobody cares where you're eating at this instant.

Nobody cares about what you had for dinner.

Nobody cares that you blog.

Nobody cares that you once ran a marathon.

Nobody cares that you use cloth diapers.

Nobody cares that you live in the Bay Area

Nobody cares that you compost

Nobody cares that you buy free trade coffee

Nobody cares that you you like NPR

Nobody cares about what book you are reading right now

Nobody cares that you reuse bags at the grocery store

Nobody cares that you buy all your produce at the farmers market

Nobody cares that you ride your bike to work.

Nobody cares that your kid weighs 16lbs. 4 oz.

Nobody cares that you drive a Prius

Nobody cares that you don't watch TV

Nobody cares that you're vegan.

Nobody cares that you ran 8 miles this morning.

Nobody cares that you tele.